THERE’S THIS KID IN MY MATH CLASS WHO WEARS CAT EARS
ITS GETTING WEIRD
I decided to join him
we’re starting a band
My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes
Yeh but muggle shit is effective.
What if harry had chopped voldemort in tiny pieces and scattered them around the world, like ‘whatchu gonn do with ur horcruxes now, BITCH’
I always wondered why The Battle of Hogwarts wasn’t led by the muggleborns.
I mean, okay, hear me out.
All you need is a plastic bottle, tinfoil, water and bleach, right? All easily transfigured—but when combined, improvised IED. For added bang for your buck, find some nails and throw them on in, too.
Put a status charm on them, remove the charm, drop from a height (owl mail?) and watch the fireworks.
Mustard gas sinks to the ground, while Hogwarts is on a hill. Obvious choice.
Get the good professors to transfigure the ethylene and sulfur monochloride, get the seventh year potions students (using bubble head charms as re-breathers) to mix the compound, and then have the quidditch teams fly high above the death eater camp and drop water balloons full of the shit from on high and bail.
They’ll be expecting a magic attack—try magical methods of defense; not a single one will think to pee on a rag and filter their air like that.
Once they’re distracted by the mustard gas, you can use strike teams (say, riding Thestrals and using notice-me-not charms) to drop napalm. It’s simple to make; petroleum gas and a gelling agent. You could have the DA use the tunnels to the hog’s head and from there apparate to the nearest muggle town and pick up a few jerry cans of gasoline and a book of matches. Again, dropped on an enemy with no concept of Muggle warfare techniques? Pretty devastating.
And there’s always good old fashioned gunfire. Voldemort uses a Horcrux every time he gets killed? Sit over him with a Walther and pop him in the eye socket every time he starts to twitch.
A bullet’ll do ya just as effectively as an Avada Kedavra.
^^ wow that comment was so badass and nerdy at the same time… date me, please?
I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending
Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused
I can’t even comprehend how amazing our universe is